Sakartvelo O's!

A volunteer Travis contributed this to our Georgia peace corps monthly newsletter and I thought it was hilarious..

Announcing a brand new breakfast treat: Sakartvelo O's, the Georgian national cereal. Each bowl of Sakartvelo O's contains mini-khatchapuris, tiny marshmellow flags, graham cracker Orthodox crosses, grapes, walnuts and mandarines. The packaging looks European but tastes kind of Asian. If you pour foreign aid milk into a bowl of Sakartvelo O's, it will only reach 50% of the cereal. Occasionally small pockets of deliciousness will attempt to break away and be included in their own complete breakfasts. Each box comes with its own misshapen spoon made from exported scrap metal gutted from vital infrastructure. Sakartvelo O's refuses to be a part of a complete Russian breakfast.